Has given much pain
To the shade of the late Ananias.
K. of K., who by birth is a Kerry man,
Much approves of the work of Z. Ferriman,
For it holds the just mean
That's betwixt and between
The extremes of Cassandra and Merryman.
For news that is fresh from the spot
Commend me to great Alan Bott;
The stuff that he wires