This is the man whose work is War;

He plans it out in a room on shore—

He and his Staff (all brainy chaps)

With miniature flags and monster maps,

And a crew whose tackle is Hydro-graphic,

With charts for steering our ocean traffic.

But the task that most engrosses him

Is to keep his Fleet in fighting trim;

To see that his airmen learn the knack

Of plomping bombs on a Zeppelin's back;