To shock, to startle or amaze,

Or found a daring innuendo—

All swelling in one long crescendo,

Till, shortly after five o'clock,

When business people homeward flock,

From all superfluous verbiage freed

Comes Joffre's calm laconic screed,

And all the bellowings of the town

Quelled by the voice of Truth die down,

Enabling you and me to win