Note my style on the first few tees;

Duncan fashioned my wrist-work, laddie,

Taylor taught me to twist my knees;

I've a beautiful swing that I learnt from Vardon

(I practise it sometimes down the garden—

"My fault! Sorry! I beg your pardon!")—

Caddie, my driver, please.

Only ten little days, in which to do

So much! E.g., the twelfth: ah it was there

The Secretary met his Waterloo,