THE SINECURE.

[In The Daily Mail's list of Situations Vacant, such as Housemaids (Hmds), Between-maids (Bmds), Working Housekeepers (Wkg-hkprs) and Cook Generals (Ckgns), appears the following:—"Young Lady wanted for cinema acting. Fullest particulars to Box No.—.">[

Said she, "The Daily Mail ensures

Immediate supply.

Whose situation's vacant? Yours.

Who's going to fill it? I.

"If you shall ask me, can I act?

I readily retort,

I'm just the Star you want; in fact

The strong and silent sort.