THE SINECURE.
[In The Daily Mail's list of Situations Vacant, such as Housemaids (Hmds), Between-maids (Bmds), Working Housekeepers (Wkg-hkprs) and Cook Generals (Ckgns), appears the following:—"Young Lady wanted for cinema acting. Fullest particulars to Box No.—.">[
Said she, "The Daily Mail ensures
Immediate supply.
Whose situation's vacant? Yours.
Who's going to fill it? I.
"If you shall ask me, can I act?
I readily retort,
I'm just the Star you want; in fact
The strong and silent sort.