The Cinema Manager explains. "Sorry to have caused you any inconvenience, Sir—merely rehearsing 'Down among the Dead Men'—dam fine drama, Sir—we produce same at the Opera 'Ouse, Croydon, on the 16th."
Surf-rider. "I'm almost sure this isn't a bit the way it's done in those illustrated papers!"
Early Tripper. "Makes yer feel like ole Napoleon at what's-its-name!"