Your notions of humour have left me exhausted and weak;
Take the breakfast away; disappointment has vanquished my hunger,
And afterwards go out at once to the nearest fishmonger
And order two cart-loads of icebergs. Obey me instanter,
Or leave in a week."
Evoe.
"Although weighing over 13 tons, Glendinning declares that an
aircraft built from his designs could sail round the world without the
slightest danger of calamity."—Glasgow Herald.
Subject for Silly Season—Should Stout Men Boast?