For my ailment find a cure.

Others may enjoy each jolly day

Somewhere with their hard-earned pelf;

But, for me, I want a holiday

From my super-silly self.


The Nut.

From a story in Munsey's Magazine:

"My father was a clergyman in a college community; and that explains my home in a nutshell."

It doesn't. The father should have been a vegetarian in a Garden City community.