Terrific success; and, after some moments of reluctance, Aunt Louisa, still knitting a sock, was induced to bow.
But it wasn't a bad first effort at drama by an old lady in gold spectacles, was it? I have seen worse by professional writers.
Patriotic Wife. "Now, Richard, Before You Go, Let Me Hear You Repeat My Instructions."
Richard. "I Must Remember I'm the Husband of An Englishwoman, and I'm Not To Come Back Without The Kaiser!"
Mr. Thespian Jones, the famous Animal Impersonator, offers his services as "Collecting Dog" under the auspices of a relief committee—