"If our English lads in a far-off prison

Are matched one day with a German team

And the Germans win,

They will say in Berlin

That a brighter than all our stars has risen;

Will even the Bottlesham Rovers stand supreme?

"Infantry, cavalry, guard and lancer—

Who on that day will bear the brunt,

With twinkling feet like a tip-toe dancer

Dribbling about while the half-backs grunt?