"'MIRACLE' PRODUCER KILLED."—Daily Chronicle.
This is unfortunate for the Germans, for if ever they needed a miracle it is now.
"Information that has come into our possession," says The Grocer, "proves to our satisfaction that Germany has been receiving plentiful supplies of tea from our shores through neutral countries since the outbreak of hostilities." The italics are ours: the satisfaction appears to be our contemporary's.
A cynic sends us a tip for the recruiting department of our army. "Why go for the single man?" he asks. "We may expect just as much courage from the married man. He has already proved his pluck."
"HOW DE WET ESCAPED.
A MISSING LINK IN THE CORDON."—Observer.
The Germans, who have already been calling the Allied forces "The Menagerie," should appreciate this item.