I only know for such sad hours
That dainty ghosts and Summer flowers
Are pleasant to remember.
The Absolute Limit.
"The directors of the Bradford Club have reviewed the position in regard to the free admission of soldiers to the ground, the number of men thus admitted having been far greater than was anticipated. It has now been decided that men in uniform or bearing other credentials of service shall be admitted to section E on payment of the nominal sum of 3d. This will prevent the jostling of the ordinary patrons."—Bradford Daily Telegraph.
A cruiser here and there may be sunk, a regiment here and there may be cut up, but thank God our Bradford football patrons will never again be jostled by any of these vulgar soldiers in uniform.
Notice in a Battersea window:—
"Bride Cakes
any size
to suit all pockets."
In these days of narrow skirts most women will find the guinea size sufficient.