Which reminds us that they are calling a certain cheery correspondent on our Generalissimo's Staff "The Glad Eye Witness."
The latest news from South Africa would seem to show that Beyers are sometimes sold.
"Not big enough! D'yer know 'oo I am? D'yer know foive year ago I was champion light-weight of Wapping?"
"I've no doubt you're a good man; but, you see, you don't come up to the required measurements, so I'm afraid that's the end of it."
"Oh, all right, then. Only, mind yer, if yer go an' lose this 'ere war—well, don't blame me—that's all!"