What's the matter with the road to Archibong?
We didn't come out here to play ping-pong
Or to get up a gymkhana—
But we'll all have a banana
When we've driven back the Proosians to Hong Kong,
Ding-dong,
When we've driven back the Proosians to Hong Kong.
What's the matter with the town of Archibong?
It isn't quite as lively as Boulong;
But the name is very tuneful—