Forgetting mine was not a German head.

"Oh, yes, they'll get it in the neck," said he

And gaily emphasized his prophecy.

Ah me, that ruthless Britisher! He scored

His parallel entrenchments round and round

My quivering scalp. "Invade us 'ere?" he roared;

"Not bloomin' likely! Not on British ground!"

His nimble scissors left a row of scars

To point the prowess of our gallant Tars.

I bore it without movement, save a start