GIVING THE SHOW AWAY

German Press Bureau Photographer. "COSTUME PERFECT, SIRE—ACCESSORIES ADMIRABLE; BUT, IN VIEW OF ALL THESE 'VICTORIES,' DARE WE SUGGEST THAT THE EXPRESSION MIGHT BE JUST A TOUCH MORE JUBILANT?"


Public-house Diplomatist

Public-house Diplomatist (to second ditto, with whom he has been discussing the ultimate terms of peace at Berlin). "I shouldn't be too 'ard on 'em. I'd leave 'em a bit of the Rhine to sing abaht!"


THINGS THAT DO NOT MATTER.