How the cubist, by a mere alteration of titles, achieved a ready sale of unmarketable pictures.
AT THE "PLOUGH AND HORSES."
"What's this we 'ear, Bill? Pleeceman been plaguin' of you to 'list, that it?"
"Pleeceman, 'e says to me, 'You 'aven't a wife and you 'aven't a child, nor you 'aven't no old mother dependin' on you....'"
"Pleeceman 'e did stop you then?"
"Pleeceman's a sight too busy sometimes."