In peace time it does not appeal to the public for subscriptions, but under the stress of war it finds itself in urgent need of help, and is absolutely compelled to ask for funds. Gifts should be sent to the Chief Secretary, Colonel Sir Herbert C. Perrott, Bt., C.B., at St. John's Gate, Clerkenwell, E.C., and cheques should be crossed "London County and Westminster Bank, Lothbury," and made payable to the St. John Ambulance Association. In aid of its work, a Concert (at which Madame Patti will sing) is to be given at the Albert Hall on Saturday afternoon, October 24th.
A UNITED FAMILY.
Irish would-be Recruit. "Beg pardon, Captain, but the man in there won't let me go to fight because of me eye."
Captain. "Have you ever been in the Army?"
Would-be Recruit. "I have, sorr."
Captain. "What regiment?"
Would-be Recruit. "Me brother was in the Leinsters."