Mr. G. K. Chesterton: "Have always maintained that patriotism is the curse of the criminal classes. Will contribute ten guineas to National Fund for Indigent Burglars Whose Front Name Is Not William."
Crown Prince Wilhelm: "Have nothing to give away to the Press."
Mr. George Bernard Shaw: "My first telegram for three months. To be a criminal needs brains. There are no English criminals."
Nurse. "Goodness me! What 'ave you been doing to your dolls?"
Joan. "Charlie's killed them! He said they were made in Germany, and how were we to know they weren't spies?"