We knew they'd never stand aside;

For when we tried and did our best

The beggars must have known we tried.


The German Campaign of Lies.

From a book of reference:—
"'Berlin Work.' See 'Embroidery.'"


News of a serious character reaches us from The Toronto Daily Mail, which announces in its index of contents:—

"Austrian Fleet Bombards Montenegro's Only Teapot."

Another one of true Britannia metal is being sent to our gallant ally.