What though you dabble in newspaper diction,

Common reporters deserve your disdain;

You should be ranked with the masters of fiction,

Weaving your victories out of your brain.

Stories are needed, and you must supply 'em;

That should be easy; so gifted a man

Surely can compass a triumph per diem,

Seeing the truth is no part of your plan.

Even although inspiration is flagging,

Let not your output grow markedly less;