First Native. "We're doin' fine at the war, Jarge."

Second Native. "Yes, Jahn; and so be they Frenchies."

First Native. "Ay; an' so be they Belgians an' Rooshians."

Second Native. "Ay; an' so be they Allys. Oi dunno where they come from, Jahn, but they be devils for fightin'."


OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks.)