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PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
Volume 147
September 16, 1914.
CHARIVARIA.
"Our future lies upon the water," once boasted the Kaiser. "And our present lies in it," as the German soldier remarked when the Belgians opened the dykes near Antwerp.