Motto for German sailors who have sunk several herring-boats:—Nemo repente fuit Tirpitzimus.


Member of Relief Committee (taking down "all particulars"). "Thank you, that's all. Oh, by the way, I haven't got your telephone number."


TEETH-SETTING.

When the thunder-shaking German hosts are marching over France—

Lo, the glinting of the bayonet and the quiver of the lance!—