London Scot (proud of his English). "Aw'll be hame aboot eicht o'clock the nicht, an'——"

Voice of Operator (obedient to Government instructions). "No foreign languages, please."

[Cut off.]


Footwork.

"In a comparatively short time now, summer gardens will have to be overhauled, the bedding-out plants taken up, cuttings taken, and the ground prepared for next spring's display; all of which will be labour usually regarded as manual, but which is well within the capabilities of a strong intelligent woman."—Country Life.

Who would of course regard such labour as womanual.