"No, you would at once arrest him."
"What's the earliest possible moment at which it would be etiquette to blow my whistle?"
"When he offered resistance. Then you could whistle."
"No, I couldn't," I said, "not unless my equipment included one pair of bellows. Do you mean to tell me that I should be expected to arrest a man of infinitely superior physique to my own with no other weapons than one armlet, one whistle, one truncheon and one note-book? Surely I should be allowed to run for the Mayor and get him to read the Riot Act? If not, I can only say a policeman's lot is——"
"Not a happy one?" put in the Inspector.
"I was going to say a policeman's lot is a lot too much. Would you kindly cross my name off your list?"
"I crossed it off some minutes ago," replied the Inspector.