Puss in Prussians.
P.S.—It's a joke with the Tabby regiments that they've got their stripes already.
"Ste. Menehould is 32 miles due west of Verdun. Montfaucon is 18 miles north-east of Ste. Menehould and a dozen miles north-west of Verdun."—Manchester Guardian.
The War has changed many things; among them the triangle's old habit of having two of its sides together greater than the third. But there; "necessity," as the Imperial Chancellor says, "knows no law."
Humorist (to Cinema Commissionaire). "Now ven, Wilhelm, give us one or two goose-steps!"