Yours ever,
Henry.
Scene: Playground of sand in a London park.
Kind-hearted Old Lady. "That little boy looks very lonely. Why don't you ask him to play with you?"
Little Girl. "Ow, don't take no notice of 'im, lidy. 'E's swankin' 'cos 'e's bin to the seaside."
ONE OF THE SECRETS OF RUSSIAN SUCCESS.
(By our Military Expert.)