To Mr. Watt's enquiry in the House as to how many German submarines had been destroyed, Mr. Churchill replied, "The German Government has made no return." Let us hope that this is true also of a good few of the submarines.


Der Tag, it is announced, is to be withdrawn from the Coliseum. They could do with it, we believe, in Germany.


Theatrical folk will be interested to hear that in the Eastern Theatre of War there has been furious fighting for the passes.


Turk. "I say, you fellows! Do you see the other Allies are pooling their Funds? Capital idea!"