The Murderer. "ALAS! SIRE, NONE."

The Emperor. "WELL, THEN, NO BABES, NO IRON CROSSES."

[Exit murderer, discouraged.


Cyclist. "I have a despatch for the officer in command. Can I see him?"

Sentry (a raw one). "Yus. Shall I fetch un out to 'ee?"


ACCOUNT RENDERED.