The Murderer. "ALAS! SIRE, NONE."
The Emperor. "WELL, THEN, NO BABES, NO IRON CROSSES."
[Exit murderer, discouraged.
Cyclist. "I have a despatch for the officer in command. Can I see him?"
Sentry (a raw one). "Yus. Shall I fetch un out to 'ee?"
ACCOUNT RENDERED.