WAR'S REFINING INFLUENCE.
| Englishman (accidentally trodden on). "What the— D—n you, Sir! Can't you—— | "——Oh, pardon, Monsieur! Vive la Belgique!" |
From an examination paper:—
"A periscope is not a thing what a doctor uses."
THE FOOD PROBLEM.
Greenwood is one of those intolerable men who always rise to an occasion. He is the kind of man who rushes to sit on the head of a horse when it is down. I can even picture him sitting on the bonnet of an overturned motor-'bus and shouting, "Now all together!" to the men who are readjusting it.
We were going down to business when Perkins introduced a new grievance against the Censor.