Not, as you might have expected, from the Wolff.
"To prevent the eyes watering when peeling onions, let the tap drip on them. This keeps the fumes from rising, and if wanted for frying they can easily be dried in a cloth afterwards." —The Matron.
Thanks, but we hardly ever want to fry our eyes.
"The Primate had the novel and undesirable experience of being shelled by the enemy, one shell in fact bursting within twenty-five yards of him. The arrangements for this part of his visit were mostly made by the Rev. ——, C.F."—Northern Whig.
Humorous fellows, these Army chaplains.
"For Sale.—Imported, fresh arrival of Japanese Poodles, very handsome, with a long silken hair, smart, and pick up anything taught. Rs. 200 per pair."—Times of India.
"And beauty draws us with a single hair."