Nancy, having with her hard-earned savings discharged the bill, is clasped to his breast by Richard, who then and there abjures the Smart Set and makes stern resolve never again to fall a victim to "the Lure of London."
Lieutenant. "Nobody hurt? Then what the deuce are you kicking up such a row for?"
Tommy. "Well, Sir, look at the mess they bloomin' 'Uns 'ave made in the trench just after I've swep' it up!"
MUSICAL JUMBOMANIA.
"The piano with a thirty-foot keyboard, forty-five octaves, and five hundred and twenty-two keys, which Mr. Alfred Butt will 'present' in 'Follow the Crowd' at the Empire Theatre, is now in course of construction. Six pianists will play it, and Mr. Irving Berlin, the composer of 'Watch Your Step,' is composing some special melodies for them."—Sunday Paper.