(6) As theatre audiences are notoriously subject to panic, actor-managers are earnestly requested to prepare beforehand some suitable jest with which, in the event of a bomb entering the theatre, the attention of the audience may be distracted.
A BLOW FOR THE CRESCENT.
Sultan of Turkey. "ALL-HIGHEST, ERZERUM HAS FALLEN!"
Kaiser. "GOTT—I SHOULD SAY, ALLAH—STRAFE RUSSLAND!"