ONLY TO THINK THAT KAISER WILHELM, COUNT ZEPPELIN, VON TIRPITZ, AND CROWN PRINCE WILLIE ALL LOOKED LIKE THIS ONCE!
OUGHT WE TO GROW UP?
The German Government has put restrictions on the sale of sauerkraut, and a hideous rumour is afoot to the effect that they are preparing to use it on the prisoners by forcible feeding.
It is said of the Chicago meat-packers that they use every part of the pig except the squeal. As the result of the restriction put upon wood pulp an equally economical process is to be applied to our old newspapers.
"Several new records were established at the Geelong wool sales, including 20d. for greasy merino lambs.—Reuter."
This revival of the ancient pastime of chasing the greasy lamb will be of interest to antiquarians.