THE WELL-DISPOSED ONES.
(With acknowledgments to the back page of "The Referee.")
Bertram Brazenthwaite, Basso-Profondo (varicose veins and flat feet), respectfully informs his extensive clientèle that he has a few vacant dates at the end of 1917. Comings-of-Age, Jumble Sales and Fabian Society Soirees a specialité.
Sir Sawyer Hackett, M.D., writes: "The physical defects which prevent Mr. Brazenthwaite from joining the colours have left his vocal gifts and general gaiety unimpaired."
Do you want your Christening to be a succès fou? Then send for Hubert the Homunculus, London's Premier Baby-Entertainer (astigmatism, and conscientious objections).
"Hubert the Homunculus would make a kitten laugh."—Hilary Joye, in The Encore.
High-art pamphlet from "The Lebanons," New North Road, N.