"Big guns are useful in their way, 'tis true, But nursery cannons have their uses too."
Miss Carrie Tubb, the famous soprano, writes:—
"Butt me no butts. Though carping critics flout us, What would Diogenes have done without us?"
A distinguished actor gives as his favourite quotation the couplet from Goldsmith:—
"A man he was financially unique, And passing poor on forty pounds a week."
Mr. Bernard Shaw contributes this characteristic definition of genius:—
"Genius consists in an infinite capacity for giving pain."
The Air Candidate for Mile End sends the following witty and topical epigram:—
"Mid war's alarms there is no time for cooing, But Billing may prevent our land's undoing."