"Want to do your bit, my lad?"
"Of c-c-c-c-c-c-c-course I d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do."
"Then take my advice and join the machine-gun section."
"The holder of an Exchequer Bond for £100 will receive £100 on December 1st, 1910, and will in the meantime receive £5 per annum in interest."—Evening Paper.
The new security seems to have a brilliant future behind it.
"The bride, who was given away by her father, wore a dress of pale bridegroom. She was attended by the hat, and carried a bouquet, the gift of the pink taffeta silk and a large dark blue bridegroom's two little nieces."
Kentish Mercury.
What colour was the bridegroom?