Don't picture battle-pieces by the lurid Press adored,
But miles and miles of Britishers, in burrows, badly bored!
WAR ECONOMY.
Mistress (to chauffeur, who is crawling down-hill). "Why are you driving so slowly?"
Chauffeur (ex-coachman). "Well, Ma'am, you told me to be as economical as possible these times, so I was puttin' the brake on to make the down-'ill last as long as possible."