He'll fight for me, he'll fight like hell,

And, when you're down and done,

You'll curse the day you stole my only son.


Commercial Candour.

From a shoemaker's advertisement:—

"8 years' wear! 12 hours' ease."


Comforting the Foe.

"Books and Magazines may be handed in at the counter of any Post Office, unwrapped, unlabelled, and hunaddressed."

Parish Magazine.