From an article by Mr. John Layland on his visit to the Fleet:—

"One would like to describe much more than one has seen, but that is impossible."—Morning Paper.

Some other Correspondents have found no such difficulty.


"Lady Secretary Required, for about two hours early every morning, by lady doctor living near the Marble Arch; rapid shorthand essential; preference given to a possessor of healthy teeth."

Advt. in "The Times."

It looks as if the lady-secretary's luncheon would be a tough proposition.


"Our Correspondent endorses the Russian official claim to have captured the heights north-east of Czernowitz."—Morning Paper.

The Correspondent's condescension is no doubt greatly appreciated by our Allies.