When Summer brings the Great Advance,

I pray no cultured Bosch may bag

My Aldus print to swell his swag.

Yet would I rather ask of Fate

So to consider my estate,

That I may live to loiter down

By Charing Cross in London Town.


The Reward of "Frightfulness."

"Amsterdam, Sunday.—Admiral von Tirpitz has been offered the degree of doctor hororis."