Song. 'Show us how to do the Fox Trot'

(Miss Ruby Groom and chorus)."

It seems to us that Miss Gladys's reward would have been more appropriate to Miss Ruby.


GIVEN AWAY.

Boy. "Mother, we oughtn't to be in this carriage, ought we? It's first-class."

Mother. "Oh, darling, you mean we ought to be economising in war-time?"

Boy. "But, Mother, we are economising, aren't we? We've only got third-class tickets."