Farmer. "Now let me see if you can milk that cow."

Girl (by vocation barmaid—regarding the horns). "Which handle's for the milk and which for the cream?"


AT THE PLAY.

"The Riddle."

THE WOLF AND THE RIVAL SLEUTH-HOUNDS.

Mrs. Lytton Miss Irene Vanbrugh.

William Rigg Mr. Oswald Marshall.

James Stronach, K.C. Mr. Dion Boucicault.