To ask a question in the House—I think he'd do it well—

If our cows' nerves should be mangled

By the way their milk is jangled;

And, if he doesn't play, I'll try Ginnell.


HEART-TO-HEART TALKS.

(The German Emperor and the Crown Prince.)

The German Emperor. Sit down, won't you?

The Crown Prince. Oh, thanks, I rather prefer standing. One's legs get so cramped in a motor-car.

The G. E. Sit down!