Outraged Elder Brother (who has been asked for a light). "You're a nice example for young 'Erb. 'Ow dare you 'ave Cigarettes?"
Brother Bill. "They ain't mine—they're 'Erb's."
An Impending Apology.
"Chaplain would appreciate portable Gramophone for clearing station."—The Times.
HARD CASES.
Among other applications which were recently heard for exemption from the new Compulsory Service Act for unmarried men we extract the following:—