The Chairman. What is your chief film this week?

Mr. Cadgsmith. It is a very fine story entitled "The Prince of Crooks."

The Chairman. Could not a woman take this man's place?

Mr. Cadgsmith. Not to do it justice.

Application refused.


SUAVE MARI MAGNO.

(New Style).

'Tis sweet, so sage Lucretius wrote of yore,

To watch a storm-tossed vessel from the shore,