Which Red-Hat humourists, for mystic reasons,

Regarded as our "rest."

For it was home; and when I was not in it,

But in the trenches, it was home indeed;

When mad foes fired at twenty rounds a minute

(Not, I may say, the regulation speed),

For me far more it harboured my Penates;

I missed my animals; I missed my gay teas

With Alf, the centipede.

And I am shocked to think that that same ceiling