Midget (as he comes to). "I expect the War's been a bit bad for your regular business, Mister?"

Second. "Not it. The boot-makin' trade's as good as ever."

Midget. "Oh, you're a boot-maker, are you? Funny—I made certain you was a cab-washer."


"The profits of the Bradford Dyers' Association exceed the most sanguinary expectations."

Morning Paper.

The influence of the War, again.


S.P.C.A., please note.