The water-boiler looked up. "No," he replied, "it ain't. It's G.H.Q., but Duggie 'Aig ain't at 'ome to no one this evenin'."
First Tommy. "The C.O.'s recommended you for a V.C"
Second Tommy (half asleep and thinking of C.B.). "Oh lumme! What 'ave I done now?"
"GERMANS' TERRIBLE LOSSES.
WHOLE CORPS WIPED OUT.
By Lord Northcliffe."
Belfast News Letter.
Yet, with commendable modesty, his lordship said nothing about this in his recent despatch.
The Daily News reports the case of a conscientious objector at York who said he could not take life—he "would not even eat an egg." We ourselves have conscientious objections to that sort of egg.